Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

My 10-20

Your Illinois Medical Cannabis Authority

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NARRATION:

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ANALYSIS:
Product: Chocolate bar 100mg (edible)

Type: Sativa

Genotype: N/A   Not a strain-specific product.     

Manufactured By: Nature's Grace & Wellness

Purchased On: 08/11/2017

Manufactured On:
07/04/2017

Packaged On:
08/08/2017

About Packaging:
The chocolate bar is wrapped in a gold foil, which is enclosed in a resealable pouch.


Purchase Price: This was a product sample. I do not know the retail price for this product.

Ingredients & Nutritional Facts:


















Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 0mg; THC 100mg; CBDa 0mg; CBD 0mg; CBN 0mg (LK Pure Labs)


TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library.

Physical Characteristics: This white chocolate bar is divided into four pieces, which contain 25mg THC per piece. See the product pic.

Flavor Profile:
The flavors were very well executed. An intense but pleasant key lime flavor, which coalesced nicely with the white chocolate. The texture was creamy with crunchy, graham cracker crust bits. And no cannabis flavor at all. To sum up, a cohesive set of balanced flavors that really captures the key lime pie experience. One of the tastiest culinary edible I’ve had in Illinois.

Dosage Taken:
1 square, 25mg THC

Time Elapsed Before Feeling Effects:
50 minutes

Effects Peaked at:
2 hours

Total Duration of Effects:
3 hours

Effects:
A steady, long lasting dose of energy and euphoria. Tinglings all around. Definitely a cerebral experience but not in an uncomfortable way. No hard crash or extreme intensity for me at 25mg. Would be an especially good medicine for those who might experience daytime fatigue and want to counter it.  

NOTE:
To be equitable, effects and potency are assessed within the context of a 25mg dose only, not whether 25mg is therapeutically strong enough or not for the reviewer.     

Potency Scale for Experienced Imbibers: 






Might be a little on the mild side or a little on the moderate side, depending on your tolerance to edibles.

IMPORTANT:
The effects, duration and peak times will vary from patient to patient, sometimes significantly. The effects described in this review will not necessarily always reflect the experiences of others. Please be responsible when using edibles. The #1 reason for a bad experience is being impatient and over-medicating. For more information, see About Edibles and How to Safely Consume Them.

May Help With:
Helped with fatigue and mood. May also help with depression, low energy, creativity booster, some mild body aches (and more)

Rating: 4.5/5
Top quality chocolate bar edible.


NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here

 

RPT SUMMARY:
One of the most unpleasant aspects of aging is watching your heroes fade.

And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again ...'cause I’ll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710



White Chocolate Key Lime Crunch Bar 100mg: A Virtuoso

Case: White Chocolate Key Lime Crunch Bar 100mg (Edible)  

 

File Date: 09/04/2017


Case No: 0145

product photo. A birds eye shot of a lime green colored chocolate bar next to a glass of tea, all of which is resting on a rattan place mat.

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product packaging. A 6 inch by 3 inch vacuumed sealed foil pouch with Nature's Grace's bird logo.
An image of the Nutrition Facts and Ingredients on the back of the packaging.

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