Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report
Your Illinois Medical Cannabis Authority
"Wait By the River" By Lord Huron
Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (85% / 15%)
Genotype: Triangle Kush = Florida OG
Florida OG Kush is thought to be a genetic mash-up of Hindu Kush, Lemon Thai and ChemDawg.
This Indica strain is not from the Emerald Triangle of California, but from Florida’s own Tampa-Jacksonville-Miami triangle, which it seems are the three biggest producers of cannabis in Florida.
Cultivator: Grass Roots (The Greenhouse Group is associated with this new cultivator)
Purchased On: 05/02/2018
Harvested On: 03/07/2018
Packaged On: 04/09/2018
Purchase Price: $42, + tax ($10.50/gram) for a 4-Strain Flower Flight 4/20 promo.
NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.
Delivery Method(s) Used: clean, glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 23.18%; THC 2.17%; CBDa 1.01%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: Very dense, round neon-green bud with tight copper pistils and a generous coating of trichomes.
Bud Density: 4.75 [1 -5]
Terpene Profile: I did not request the lab report for this sample, so I will not be providing the specific terpene levels for this product.
In its intact state, this bud smelled of pungent diesel and mild skunk. Once ground, this flower burst with skunky diesel and pungent, tart lemon notes. When smoked, this stuff was classic, cough-inducing kush. It tasted of pungent sourness and diesel with tart, lemony, slightly earthy skunkiness that lingered. Wonderful OG Kush through-and-through.
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Effects: A stoner’s OG Kush stone all the way. A gradual crescendo of euphoria and relaxation that culminates in a state of enlightenment and blissfulness. While the effects are soothing, they are powerful, too. And at high doses, there is some potential for spaciness and couch lock. But don’t fret. If you’re a beginner, just go slow and you’ll be fine. This is a perfect, classic Indica high that you just can’t beat.
Duration of Effects: 1.5+ hours, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with mood and mild cervical pain. May also help with anxiety, panic, depression, body pain, nerve pain, headaches (and more)
A outstanding Kush that you’ve got to try. This bud has all the classic traits with lots of medicinal potential. Would love to see this in extract form, too!
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If we can't be together
I will leave this world behind
If I can't touch your body
Can I touch the sky?
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Triangle Kush: I Will Wait For You
Case: Triangle Kush (flower)
File Date: 05/11/2018
Case No: 0198
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