Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report
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Case: Thin Mints (wax)
File Date: 10/26/2016
Case No: 0058
Thin Mints: The Curse is Over!
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Method of Extraction: Butane
Type: 50/50 Hybrid
Genotype: Thin Mints = OG Kush X Durban Poison
Thin Mints, aka ‘Thin Mints Cookies’, is not a genetic replica of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) nor is it an official branded “Cookies Fam” strain, though it does share many observable traits with GSC.
Date Purchased: 10/20/2016
Delivery Method(s) Used: clean glass dab rig w/ quartz nail
Cannabinoid Profile: THCa 90.83%; THC 4.14%; CBDa .12%; CBD .11% (LK Pure Labs)
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Characteristics: Dark caramel colored soft and pliable wax.
NOTE: It’s worth noting that an earth-toned wax is not, in itself, a sign of lesser quality. For example, a caramel color may be the result of amber-colored trichomes from the starting plant material or because of the specific extraction methods used.
Terpene Experience: In its intact state, this sample smelled very lightly of a sweet pungency. No mint aroma detected. When dabbed, it tasted of sweet-hash pungency with a light mint backdrop that lingered. A lot on the harsh side for me.
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Effects: The effects are expressed as a true hybrid - a potent dose of body melt along with an equally potent cerebral ride. The high is a direct translation of the flower's, but stronger. The effects are also versatile and might work for you day or night.
Duration of Effects: 2-3 hours
May Help With: Helped with mild cervical nerve pain and GI conditions. May also help with various forms of body pain, anxiety, sleep, appetite, nausea, headaches and migraines (and more)
Meets my minimum standards for a medical grade wax, though not a great example and quite harsh.
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