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Written by Bob Dylan. Performed by Odetta.
Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid (approx. 60%-70%)
Genotype: Super Glue = Afghani Landrace X Northern Lights
I believe Ataraxia refers to this cut of Super Glue as Phenotype #8.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think the original breeder is Seedism.
Purchased On: 10/30/2018
Manufactured On: 08/01/2018
Packaged On: 10/19/2018
Net Weight: 1g
Purchase Price: $20, + tax
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Phenotype Profile: This 1 gram sample consisted of neon sage buds with very tight pistils almost hidden underneath a blanket of trichomes. This sample was on the dry side.
Bud Density: 4.5 [1-5]
Terpene Profile:: I did not request the lab report for this product so I will not be providing specific terpene levels.
In their intact state, these buds emitted a musky, light skunkiness with wisps of pine. When ground, I smelled sandalwood, spice and sour pine. When burned, the smoke was sharp on the inhale but woody and earthy on the exhale with sour notes that linger on the palate. The terpene profile of this bud seems always in flux and very accurate for this strain.
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Effects: The effects hit me fast right between the eyes, which then continued to encompass my head and intensify slowly but steadily. Do not underestimate the cerebral Side A to this high; it’s potent, full-on lid droop. About halfway through, Side B kicks in and you’ll be looking for the nearest couch, where you will sink into it and stay there for a while. Side A isn’t completely drowned out by Side B, which, for me, resulted in an uplifted mind and a lazy body.
Duration of Effects: 2+ hours, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with mood and G.I. cramps. May also help with many forms of pain management, inflammation, depression, stress, appetite (and more)
This Super Glue flower was a textbook example in every way. A strain with lots of medicinal potential.
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Case: Super Glue (flower)
File Date: 11/16/2018
Case No: 0240
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