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ANALYSIS:
Method of Extraction: Butane

Form: per the label, “Live Sugar”  


I believe this product is technically a ‘live resin sugar’ but I have not confirmed this with GTI.

Type:
Sativa-dominant Hybrid (80% / 20%)

Genotype:  
Sour Joker  =  Amnesia Haze  X  East Coast Sour Diesel

Cultivator:
Green Thumb Industries (GTI)

Purchased On:
01/11/2018

Packaged On: 10/17/2017

Manufactured On:
Not indicated on label. The “Tested On” date was 10/09/2017

Net Weight:
1g

Purchase Price:
$70.00, + tax

NOTEI do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.

Delivery Method(s) Used:
Glass dab rig w/ a quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile: 
THCa 74.69%; THC 6.81%; CBDa 7.62%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)

There is a decent amount of CBDa in this sample. 

TIPTo learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library.

Characteristics: Even though this product was labeled as a "Live Sugar", I expected a similar sauce-like form as GTI’s
Jack Herer Live Sauce, but instead I was met with a neon-orange solid but malleable sphere. The label reads, “Live Sugar” not “Live Sauce” and that turned out not to be a typo because this sample didn’t resemble a sauce at all.  

Terpene Profile: The top three terpenes with the highest quantities present are highlighted in red text.

Alpha-Bisabolol 0.0899%; Beta-Caryophyllene 0.4166%p-Cymene 0.0964%; Guaiol 0.0815%; Alpha-Humulene 0.1375%; Limonene 0.1279%; Linalool 0.2593%; Beta-Myrcene 0.3257%; Nerolidol 0.1234%; Alpha-Pinene 0.0697%; Beta-Pinene 0.0581%; Alpha-Terpinene 0.0570%; Terpinolene 0.4664% (ACT Labs)


In its intact state, this live sugar emitted a loud, bold sour-citrus combo with mellow sweet fuel notes in the background. When dabbed (at low temp, of course), for this reviewer, this sample’s sourness mixed with sweet citrus with earth and herbal notes on the exhale. This is one of those terpene profiles that seem to morph, offering various, competing nuances - all were pleasant on my palate.  ​

TIPSLow temperature dabbing is mandatory to achieve the most flavorful and potent experience. To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library.

Effects:
This was an immediate, powerful dose of cerebral and physical energy of the type that experienced imbibers such as me identify immediately as coming from the Amnesia Haze side of the family. It’s not just energy, but also part spaciness & head fog. At low doses, this is a potent yet still motivating and functional high. However, at more moderate-to-high doses, the intense headfog effects can really take over.

The combo of the Amnesia strain with ECSD makes for an intensely heady & hazey experience. Anxiety can easily beset even experienced users. I recommend going low and slow until you acclimate yourself to the effects.​

Duration of Effects:
2-3+ hours, depending on dosage

May Help With: Helped with energy and creativity. May also help with listening to Pink Floyd’s "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict", depression, anxiety, fatigue, mild aches and pains (and more).

Rating:
4.5/5
This live resin is an excellent rendition of the Sour Joker flower.

NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here



RPT SUMMARY:

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product packaging. a small glass jar with a black top is enclosed in a clear ziplock pouch.

Case: Sour Joker Live Sugar (extract)  

 

File Date: 02/07/2018


Case No: 0175

product pic. a birds eye view of a neon-orange solid but malleable sphere of extract sitting in a small glass jar that's flooded with light.

Sour Joker Live Sugar:  Dilly, Dilly (turn up volume)

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