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Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

My 10-20

Your Illinois Medical Cannabis Authority

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NARRATIVE:

When I was a kid, slasher movies ruled the summer theaters and drive-ins, and Officer Downey loved every one of them. As homage to those bloody dog days of summer, I offer you the scariest rock n' roll song ever. TURN IT UP. 


WARNING: This is not for the faint of heart, you stoner whimps.


DARE: Smoke some of your devil's vine, and then listen to it for the first time in the pitch dark to the very end.














ANALYSIS:
Method of Extraction: Butane

Form:
Manufacturer describes it as “Budder Wax”

Type:
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (% breakdown unknown)

Genotype:  
Sojay Haze  =  BC Big Bud X  Grape FX

Bred by Cresco’s own Cresco Farms division.

BC Big Bud is a 65%/35% Sativa-dominant hybrid, and Big Bud is one of the parents.

Grape FX is a rare strain, and its origins is most likely a Grapefruit FX pheno.

Cultivator:
Cresco

Purchased On:
06/16/2017

Packaged On:
04/21/2017

Manufactured On:
04/18/2017

Net Weight: 1g

Purchase Price:
$40.90, tax included (This was a sale price. Reg. Price $61.35, tax included)

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.

Delivery Method(s) Used:
Glass dab rig w/ a quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile:
THCa 74.91%; THC 13.47%; CBDa 2.23%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)

TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page.

Characteristics: T
his sample was the consistency of butter and was mustard-caramel colored.   

Terpene Profile:
Delta 3 Carene 0.0305%; Beta-Caryophyllene 0.0940%; p-Cymene 0.1350%; Alpha-Humulene 0.0411%; Linalool 0.0513%; Limonene 0.1409%; Beta-Myrcene 0.1312%; Nerolidol 0.0397%; Alpha-Pinene 0.0524%; Beta-Pinene 0.0861%; Terpinolene 0.9774% (ACT Labs)

In its intact state, this wax emitted bright citrus with floral notes. When dabbed, this sample tasted of citrus followed by floral sweetness and earth notes. Like Cresco’s Katsu Bubba Kush wax, this Sojay Haze also offers a unique, complex and flavorful terpenes profile.

TIP: To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library page.

Effects: A mostly cerebral experience, though a noticeable body component is also present throughout. I would describe this as a functional, energy-leaning hybrid that can help address some body discomfort.

Duration of Effects: 2+ hours

May Help With: Helped with fatigue and mood. May also help with depression, mild body & muscle pain, appetite (and more)


​Rating: 4/5

An excellent, quality butane-derived wax with a unique terpenes profile. 

​NOTE
: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here




RPT SUMMARY:

Frankie, Frankie...


And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

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Sojay Haze:  Summer Fright Nights

product photo. An elevated shot of a mustard-caramel colored soft extract in a small round shallow plastic container, which is on top of an orange and yellow silicone dab container with a stainless steel dabber tool in the background.

Case: Sojay Haze wax (extract)  

 

File Date: 07/17/2017


Case No: 0129