For the month of October, it’s all about the horror. Here’s another...
This American horror story is filled with demons from within! Brought to you by the tireless Vic Berger.
Pastor Bob Larson: "You're about to be cast to hell!"
Demon: "I don't think so!"
WARNING: This video may be offensive to those with fully functioning brains.
Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (approx. 60%/40%)
Genotype: Pineapple Express = Hawaiian Landrace X Trainwreck
Purchased On: 10/13/2017
Harvested On: 09/19/2017
Packaged On: 09/28/2017
Net Weight: 3.54g
Purchase Price: $60, + tax
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Delivery Method(s) Used: clean, glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 24.37%; THC .69%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: This sample consisted of several 'just-harvested', mid-to-dark green buds with a large calyx structure and orange pistils throughout. The density was typical of a Sativa-leaning hybrid. This bud has a reputation for exhibiting abundant trichome development, and indeed, this sample was generously resinous, though it wasn’t stick-to-the-wall level.
Bud Density: 4 [1-5]
Terpene Profile: I have requested the lab reports for this product. Once I receive them, I will update this section with the specific terpene levels in this product.
In their intact state, this sample of Pineapple Express offered a subtle pineapple aroma; it was not an intense pineapple smell. Other smells – musk dankness, tropical sweetness and pine – took center stage on my palate. Once ground, this bud emitted lots of pine and dank earth up front, with a sweet tropical hash aroma on the back end. The smoke is smooth, exhibiting mostly pine and earth with a mild sweetness on the exhale.
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Effects: It begins with a mild cerebral euphoria...and you think, “Well, that’s quite mild.” About 10 minutes later you realize this bud is a creeper. The mild euphoria becomes much more present while an overall body sensation kicks in. The high is pleasant and mildly energetic in low and moderate doses. I did notice that at high doses, there is a chance for anxiousness. It also got a little trippy at high doses. For me, this one works well as an effective daytime strain and to take the edge off at the end of the day.
Duration of Effects: 2 hours
May Help With: Helped with mood and creativity. May also help with depression, stress, appetite stimulation, mild body and muscle pain (and more)
A potent, well-grown example of Pineapple Express.
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Pineapple Express: Horror Stories All October
Case: Pineapple Express (flower)
File Date: 10/18/2017
Case No: 0152
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