Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report
CONGRATULATIONS TO ME ON MY 200TH REVIEW.
Type: Indica Landance (100% Indica)
Genotype: Persian Purps = Iranian Indica Landrace
This is a newly released strain by Ataraxia, who describe it as “a sister to the Mag Mile Landrace”.
Purchased On: 05/02/2018
Manufactured On: 03/29/2018
Packaged On: 04/24/2018
Weight: 1 g
Purchase Price: $20, + tax
NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.
Delivery Method(s) Used: clean, glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 23.89%; THC 0.38%; CBDa 0.93%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: This 1-gram bud had a dense, round Indica structure, was purple hued with tight copper pistils and dipped in trichomes.
Bud Density: 4.75 [1 -5]
SIDEBAR: I'm not a big fan of buying grams because I usually can't get a full representation of the bud with a 1-gram sample. I do it when I cannot afford 1/8s.
Terpene Profile: : I did not request the lab report for this sample, so I won’t be including the specific terpene levels for this product in this review.
In its intact state, this bud emitted a light sweetness and earth with some pungency. Once ground, this flower smelled of sweet purps and earth with pungent herbal notes. The smoke was surprisingly more pungent and complex than the bud’s aromas with some spicy/ herbal Kushiness, sweet purps and earth. The earthy sweetness coated my palate and lingered.
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Effects: Classic, heavy Indica stone. Lots of relaxation and euphoria await you. This one has some creeper to it, so give it a little time and you will be richly rewarded with full body numbness and happy thoughts.
Duration of Effects: 2+ hours
May Help With: Helped with mood and sleep. May also help with body pain, muscle pain and spasms, nerve pain, anxiety, stress, panic, PTSD, side effects from cancer treatment, appetite, nausea (and more)
A top quality Indica that’s somewhat reminiscent of the Mag Mile flower in its effects, but not the same cut or the same physical characteristics.
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And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Persian Purps: A Milestone
Case: Persian Purps (flower)
File Date: 05/17/2018
Case No: 0200
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