Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

NARRATIVE:

CONGRATULATIONS TO ME ON MY 200TH REVIEW.  





ANALYSIS:
Form
: Flower


Type: Indica Landance (100% Indica)

Genotype:   
Persian Purps   Iranian Indica Landrace


This is a newly released strain by Ataraxia, who describe it as “a sister to the Mag Mile Landrace”.

Cultivator:
Ataraxia

Purchased On:
05/02/2018​

Manufactured On:
03/29/2018​

Packaged On:
04/24/2018

Weight:
1 g

Purchase Price:
$20, + tax

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.

Delivery Method(s) Used:
clean, glass pipe

Cannabinoids Profile:
THCa 23.89%; THC 0.38%; CBDa 0.93%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)

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Phenotype Profile:
This 1-gram bud had a dense, round Indica structure, was purple hued with tight copper pistils and dipped in trichomes.      
            Bud Density: 4.75   [1 -5]


SIDEBAR: I'm not a big fan of buying grams because I usually can't get a full representation of the bud with a 1-gram sample. I do it when I cannot afford 1/8s. 
            
Terpene Profile:
: I did not request the lab report for this sample, so I won’t be including the specific terpene levels for this product in this review.

In its intact state, this bud emitted a light sweetness and earth with some pungency. Once ground, this flower smelled of sweet purps and earth with pungent herbal notes. The smoke was surprisingly more pungent and complex than the bud’s aromas with some spicy/ herbal Kushiness, sweet purps and earth. The earthy sweetness coated my palate and lingered.  


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Effects:
Classic, heavy Indica stone. Lots of relaxation and euphoria await you. This one has some creeper to it, so give it a little time and you will be richly rewarded with full body numbness and happy thoughts. 

Duration of Effects:
2+ hours

May Help With:
Helped with mood and sleep. May also help with body pain, muscle pain and spasms, nerve pain, anxiety, stress, panic, PTSD, side effects from cancer treatment, appetite, nausea (and more) 

Rating: 4.5
/5
A top quality Indica that’s somewhat reminiscent of the Mag Mile flower in its effects, but not the same cut or the same physical characteristics. 


​NOTE
: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here




RPT SUMMARY:
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710


product photo. An eye level shot of a one-gram bud with a dense, round Indica structure, purple hues with tight copper pistils and dipped in trichomes.

Persian Purps: A Milestone

  • Pursuance10:42

Case: Persian Purps (flower)  

 

File Date: 05/17/2018


Case No: 0200

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product packaging. A small black vacuumed sealed pouch.

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