You blazers are gonna love this one. Last Friday I get this call that one of our own, who’s off-duty, is in distress. Male, twenty-eight; a rookie with the 6th district. I’m told not to run lights and sirens as it might “escalate the situation”.
I enter his place and this guy is curled up in a ball in the corner of his kitchen. Before I can say anything, the kid crawls over to me, hugs my legs and begs, “Please call rescue. I think I’m dead. I’m serious. I’m not breathing. Time is going by really, really, really slow.” I ask the obvious: “What are you on, son?” He readily admits to eating 4 medical-grade pot cookies that he confiscated from one of you so called 'patients'. He's sweating, shaking. He looks up and says, “I think they put something in the marijuana. I’m not kidding. They’re trying to kill me!”
“Everything’s gonna be okay,” I assure him. I tell him we’re going to wait somewhere safe until rescue arrives. I’m able to coax him down into his dirt cellar. Once we get to the bottom of the stairs, I quickly handcuff him to the railing and whisper in his ear, “Son, now you’re gonna meet the devil himself.”
You should have seen the look on this kid’s face right before I turned off the lights and locked the door. And, I made sure rescue took their sweet time.
Product: Chocolate bar 10mg (Edible)
Form: Chocolate square
Genotype: N/A Not a strain-specific product.
Manufactured By: Mindy Segal & Cresco Cresco and Mindy Segal are in a joint venture.
Date Purchased: 06/2/2016
Packaging: The bar was wrapped in foil with a branded sticker. This foil bar was enclosed in a vacuum-packed pouch. Packaging was thoughtfully designed.
Ingredients: Chocolate, Sugar, Butter, Smoked Almonds (Almonds, Peanut and/or Cottonseed Oil, Hickory Smoke Seasoning [Salt, Maltodextrin, Torula Yeast, Natural Hickory Smoke Flavor, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Onion, Citric Acid, Caramel Color, Natural Flavor], Heavy Cream, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Vanilla, Cannabis Extract and Coconut Oil. Contains soy, milk, and nuts. GLUTEN FREE.
Nutrition Facts: Serving Size: 13g (0.46oz)(1 piece). Servings Per Container: 1. Calories: 73.7. Total Fat: 5.7g (9% DV), Sat. Fat: 2.9g (15% DV), Trans Fat: 0g. Cholest. 1.1mg (0% DV), Sodium: 31.7mg (1% DV), Total Carb: 4.8mg (2% DV), Fiber: 1.1g (4% DV), Sugar: 4.3g, Protein: .9g. Percent of Daily Values (DV) are based on a 2,000 Calorie Diet. Not a significant source of Calories from Fat, Saturated Fat, Cholesterol, Dietary Fiber, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Calcium and Iron.
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 0.25mg; THC 10.0mg; CBDa 0%; CBD 0.25mg (Lab:LK Pure)
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Physical Characteristics: A dark chocolate square approximately 1”W X 2”L X 1/4”D. The bar is topped with shards of salted toffee brittle and chopped pieces of hickory-smoked almonds.
Flavor Profile: The dark chocolate and toppings are high quality. The toffee brittle and nuts add a crunchy texture to the mix. The hickory smoke component is mild; not overwhelming at all. What really makes the flavor profile outstanding for this edible is its very subdued cannabis flavor. There is virtually no trace of any cannabis component, which is not an easy task to accomplish.
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Dosage Taken: One Chocolate Square 10mg
Effects: The effects were mild but on-point for a 10mg dose. This edible provided a mostly cerebral-leaning experience with a mild body component. For this reviewer, the mostly cerebral effects were not balanced enough, though that is a subjective observation.
Note: To be equitable, effects and potency are assessed within the context of a 10mg dose only, not whether 10mg is therapeutically strong enough or not for the reviewer.
Potency Scale for Experienced Imbibers:
Time Elapsed Before Any Onset of Effects: 1hr, 15min
Effects Peaked at: 1 hour 45 minutes
Duration of Effects: 3 hours
IMPORTANT: The effects, duration and peak times will vary from patient to patient, sometimes significantly. The effects described in this review will not necessarily always reflect the experiences of others.
Please be responsible when using edibles. The #1 reason for a bad experience is being impatient and over-medicating. For more information, see About Edibles and How to Safely Consume Them.
May Help With: insomnia, mild-to-moderate body pain, some forms of nerve pain, muscle spasms, stress, anxiety (and more)
Gourmet-level quality and exceptional cannabis masking in the flavor profile. Wish the product was strain-specific and included less cerebral effects.
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If you mess with the devil’s vine, you’ll get the devil's horns every time.
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again ...'cause I’ll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Case: Mindy Segal's Dark Chocolate Brittle 10mg (Edible)
File Date: 06/13/2016
Case No: 0017
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