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product photo. A birds eye shot of a small round white plastic dish holding shards of medium-to-dark beige wax with a semi-soft consistency. The container is resting on a yellow and orange dab container with a metal dabber tool lying next to it.

Case: Lime Skunk (wax)  

 

File Date: 01/03/2017


Case No: 0083

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NARRATIVE:
Well burn-outs, 2017 is now upon us. But man, how about that 2016?

If you’ve followed my website over the past year, you’ve discovered that my mother became a so-called “medical cannabis patient”, my brother pranked me with edibles, I was harassed by filthy hippies, I was scammed by a beautiful vixen, received loads of bizarre fan mail and arrested a guy for a DWI on a lawnmower. I busted a spray paint vandal who couldn’t spell, cuffed a college kid who referred to her mugshot as a “selfie”, came to the aid of a young guy who treated his genital crabs with bug spray and arrested a thief for using a feminine hygiene pad as a disguise.     

And if you thought last year was something else, my cop instincts tell me we ain’t seen nothin’ yet. 



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ANALYSIS:
Method of Extraction: Butane

Form
: Wax

Type
: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (% breakdown unknown)

Genotype:  
Lime Skunk  =  Lemon Skunk  X  Green Ribbon 

This ‘Lime Skunk’ strain is not the same as the ‘Lime Green Skunk’ strain.

DNA Genetics is the original breeder of Lemon Skunk, which is a cross of two skunk phenos.

Exotic Genetix is the original breeder of Green Ribbon.

Cultivator
:
Cresco

Purchase Date
: 12/28/2016

Delivery Method(s) Used
: clean glass dab rig w/ quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile
:
THCa 76.88%; THC 5.83%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)


TIPTo learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page. 

Physical Characteristics
: Medium-to-dark beige wax with a semi-soft consistency.   

Terpene Experience
: In its intact state, this sample gave off light but distinct aromas of pungent lemon-lime, actually smelling very similar to Sprite® soda. When dabbed, this wax tasted exactly of pungent lemon-lime.


TIPTo learn all about terpenes, see the Terpenes Library page. 

NOTE: This strain is known for offering relatively high concentrations of limonene and pinene.

Effects
: Although the lineage indicates a heavy-leaning Sativa, the effects definitely felt more balanced than just pure cerebral adrenalin. Maybe it had to do with the pleasantness of the head high; potent but no uneasiness for me. What’s nice about this wax is that its cerebral potency is not abrasive at any point in the experience and there’s no heavy crash at the end.     

Duration of Effects:
2+ hours

May Help With
: Helped with fatigue and mood. Might also help with various forms of inflammation, depression, creative focus, appetite (and more)

Rating:  
3.5/5
I enjoyed these unique and bold terpenes, especially for a non-live resin. Could be a great recommendation for some patients who are looking for a potent yet pleasant introduction into the world of extracts. 

NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.

 


RPT SUMMARY:

INDISPUTABLE FACT: “In a closed-door meeting Monday (1/2/2017) night, House Republicans unexpectedly voted to all but destroy an independent ethics group that investigates them for wrongdoing.”      –AP, 01/03/2017

And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again... 'cause I'll be there.


-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

Lime Skunk: Bring It On 2017