Your Illinois Medical Cannabis Authority
Officer Downey here. I'm not usually in a hurry to accommodate you burn-outs unless I'm about to throw you in the back of my cruiser, but today I've made an exception. I know you smelly hippies like your devil's vine fresh off the vine, so I prioritized this review as a Code Red to get it to you now, just in time for the weekend, instead of next week.
You're welcome, pot heads.
Method of Extraction: Butane
Form: Live Sugar
Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid (60%/40%)
Genotype: Lemon OG = Las Vegas Lemon Skunk X OG #18
a.k.a.: Presidential Kush, Lemon OG Kush
The original breeder is DNA Genetics.
Purchased On: 01/25/2018
Packaged On: Not on label, but “Date Tested” is 12/11/2017
Manufactured On: 12/18/2018
Net Weight: 1g
Purchase Price: $60.00, + tax
NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.
Delivery Method(s) Used: Glass dab rig with a quartz nail
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 84.80%; THC 1.88%; CBDa .44%; CBD .24% (LK Pure Labs)
TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library.
Physical Characteristics: This live sugar was not a typical pureed, baby food consistency, but rather very soft, crystal-laden solids of mustard-yellow color. Admittedly, the product pic I took isn't great and doesn't do it justice (I need new photog lights). This is not common for a live sugar, but I was not deterred because my experience told me that all the other physical traits indicated I might be on the verge of discovering greatness.
Terpene Profile: The top three terpenes with the highest quantities present are highlighted in red text.
Alpha-Bisibolol 0.0629%; Borneol 0.0385%; Camphene 0.0356%; Beta-Caryophyllene 0.8493%; p-Cymene 0.0184%; Elemene 1.2859%; Eucalyptol 0.0116%; Fenchyl Alcohol & Fenchone 0.2935%; Guaiol 0.5377%; Alpha-Humulene 0.2865%; Limonene 1.2310%; Linalool 1.0160%; Beta-Myrcene 0.5143%; Nerolidol 0.2626%; Alpha-Phellandrene 0.0200%; Alpha-Pinene 0.0944%; Beta-Pinene 0.1882%; Alpha-Terpinene 0.0141%; Alpha-Terpineol 0.3638%; Terpinolene 0.6051% (LK Pure Labs)
! This is the most wide-ranging terpene profile I've seen as of the date of this review.
I cracked the top and was met with one of the most INTENSE lemon aromas I’ve ever experienced with any cannabis extract or flower as well as a very light, dank diesel in the background. When dabbed, it was like eating a sweet, dank lemon with a hint of fuel. I know this strain is known for its strong lemon profile, but this was off-the-hook. Limonene City, bitches! (That's right, I go rouge on the weekends.) The flavor is full-on and perfection.
TIPS: Low temperature dabbing is mandatory to achieve the most flavorful and potent experience. To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library.
Effects: A wonderful combo of euphoric happiness from head-to-toe, coupled with an urge to get up and go. Huh, poet and don’t know it. This is not your mommy’s Durban Poison adrenaline though. The Sativa influence is headier with less raw power, though still a serious motivator. Go low and slow with this one, folks, until you become acclimated to the high. It has a creeper element and the potential for raciness and/or anxiety at higher doses.
Duration of Effects: 2.5 - 3.5+ hours, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with fatigue and stress. May also help with depression, PTSD, OCD, nausea & increased appetite (e.g., may help with chemotherapy side effects), mild pain (and more).
Out of the 172 reviews I’ve done, less than 8 products have received my 5+ rating. I’ve tried just about all of ‘em, and this extract is par excellence. Get er’ while it’s fresh. Bravo to PharmaCannis’ extract engineer!
NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.
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-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Lemon OG Live Sugar: Read All About It!
Case: Lemon OG Live Sugar (extract)
File Date: 01/27/2018
Case No: 0172
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