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Case: L.A. Sunshine Shatter (extract)
File Date: 12/08/2017
Case No: 0160
L.A Sunshine: This X-Mas
Your Illinois Medical Cannabis Authority
“This Christmas”, 1970 recording
By Donny Hathaway, original artist
Method of Extraction: Butane
Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Genotype: L.A. Sunshine = Dark Matter X Bruce Banner #3
Dark Matter = Chem Soda X Starfighter
BB #3 = OG Kush X Strawberry Diesel
Originally bred by Darkhorse Genetics and named by Cheech and Chong.
Cultivator: Progressive Treatment Solutions (PTS)
Purchased On: 12/02/2017
Packaged On: 10/18/2017 Shatter was wrapped in foil-lined parchment paper, which was packaged in a small glass container.
Manufactured On: 08/14/2017
Net Weight: 1g
Purchase Price: $65.00, plus tax
NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.
Delivery Method(s) Used: Glass dab rig w/ a quartz nail
Cannabinoids Profile:THCa 87.76%; THC 1.74%; CBDa 0%; CBD .12%; CBN .66% (LK Pure Labs)
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Characteristics: This sample was a dark amber with a rose-colored tint. It resembled hard candy, and broke off in shards. As with any shatter, this sample became malleable when warmed by the touch.
Terpene Profile: I did not request the lab report for this product so I will not be providing the specific terpenes and their levels for this sample.
In its intact state, this shatter emitted almost no aroma but for a hint of spiciness. I’ve never had this strain in any form before, so I wasn’t sure what to expect. Darkhorse Genetics describes the flavors as “...spicy hints flavor packed candy aftertaste”. When I dabbed this shatter, it tasted lightly of herbal spiciness up front, but the exhale was a flavorless, extremely harsh, generic experience. This harsh terpene profile did not mellow for me with continued use. Your palate my offer a different take than mine.
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Effects: The high was a potent, mostly Sativa ride. If you are a Sativa connoisseur, then here you go: gives you a Durban Poison-like energy with a creeper Thai spaciness, if you know what I mean. There was also a noticeably body element at work, too. Complex, energetic, shimmering, intense at times. Give this one a little time between dabs or you may need your mommy, and mommy might not be there.
Duration of Effects: 3-4+ hours
May Help With: Helped with mood. May also help with fatigue, depression, mild aches and pains, appetite (and more)
This shatter was pure and potent, but not very flavorful and quite harsh. If the flavor profile would have been a full expression of this strain’s terps and less harsh, I would have given this product a higher rating. I still gave this shatter a better than average rating because the effects were so powerful and long-lasting.
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Nope, it wasn't Chris Brown, it was Donny Hathaway.
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710