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Joliet Jake Shatter: Local Legend

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ANALYSIS:

Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (90%/10%)     

Genotype:  Joliet Jake   Pre-98 Bubba Kush  X  Katsu Bubba Kush 

This strain is from Cresco’s own “Reserve” line of connoisseur, custom-bred strains.
“Joliet Jake Blues” was the name of the character John Belushi played in the movie The Blues Brothers.

Cultivator: Cresco

Purchased On:
01/28/2018

Packaged On: 10/27/2017

Manufactured On: 10/10/2017

Net Weight: 1g

Purchase Price: 1g usually retails for $70.00, + tax, but I purchased this extract as part of Cresco’s ‘Reserve 2PK Concentrate Special’, which was $84 for 1g Joliet Jake Shatter & 1g of Northern Lights #5 Live Resin, or $42 per gram.    

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.


Delivery Method(s) Used: glass dab rig with thick quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile:
THCa 83.09%; THC 4.03%; CBDa 3.82%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)

TIP:
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Physical Characteristics:
Golden-caramel, semi-opaque, flawless sheet of shatter.

Terpene Profile:
I did not request the lab report for this sample, so I will not be providing the specific terpene levels for this product.

In its intact state, this shatter emitted a light, herbal-sweet pungency. In my experience, shatters typically offer less nuanced flavors than other forms of extracts; however, in addition to the generic pungency, there was a noticeable herbal and bubblegum-like sweetness.   

TIPS:
When I work with shatter, I break a piece off, warm it between two fingers, flatten it out more and then wrap it around my dabber tool. Low temperature dabbing is mandatory to achieve the most flavorful and potent experience. To learn about terpenes, see the Terpenes Library.

Effects:
These effects translated a more potent version of the flower. A potent yet functional Indica that starts with lots of cerebral euphoria that soon migrates to the rest of the body. Sedative, but not couch-lock level. A great stress neutralizer with lots of other potential medicinal benefits. 

Duration of Effects:
2-3+ hours, depending on dosage

May Help With:
Helped with mild G.I. cramps and mood. May also help with anxiety, PTSD, body pain, nerve pain, muscle pain, insomnia, nausea, appetite stimulation (and more).

Rating: 4/5
An excellent shatter that goes beyond the often generic flavor and expression of shatters to offer some of this strain’s specific tasty nuances and effects.


NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here



RPT SUMMARY

And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.

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**This shatter is part of a 2-Pack Extract Special

product picture. A low-light shot of a multi-colored glass dabber tool laying on top of a green silicone dabber container with a glowing golden sheet of shatter standing on end and leaning against the tip of the dabber tool.
product packaging, which shows a black ziplock pouch with a red Cresco logo on it.

Case: Joliet Jake shatter (extract)  

 

File Date: 02/12/2017


Case No: 0176

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