Last night my partner and I are on a chow break at the local diner when I spot a guy across the street in a convenient store parking lot who seems to be spray painting the side of a car. I decide to investigate further.
I walk up on the guy and sure enough I catch him in the act of vandalizing someone’s car so I take away his toys and cuff him. I ask the guy why he’s trashing this car and he tells me it’s to get back at an ex-girlfriend.
I shine my flashlight over at the car and spray painted all over it in angry red lettering are the words “CHEETER” and “LIER”. So I point out the obvious to Shakespeare and he says, “Hey man, what do you want? It’s dark out there. I could barely see what I was doing.”
In the words of Judge Judy, “Beauty fades, but dumb is forever.”
Method of Extraction: Butane
Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid (approximately 60% / 40%)
Genotype: Grape God = God Bud X Grapefruit
God Bud = God x Hawaii x Purple Skunk (Mostly Indica) Grapefruit = Cinderella 99 X Unknown Sativa
Manufactured By: Green Thumb Industries (GTI)
Date Purchased: 06/17/2016
Delivery Method Used: Glass dab rig
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Characteristics: A semi-soft, neon straw colored, flat square piece in wax form. The interior was a soft, fresh darker yellow. Easy to work with and load on to a dabber tool.
Terpene Experience: This GGB wax was an exceptionally fresh sample that smelled strongly of those uniquely ‘purple’ cannabis aromatics combined with anise and notes of grape. Tastes ‘purple’, sweet and citrus on the exhale.
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Effects: The effects start with heavy lids and progress to full body relaxation with a mild-to-moderate cerebral backdrop. This is a somewhat deep, heady, classic melting stone without the crash. This batch was on the low end of the potency scale at the mid 60s.
Duration of Effects: 2 hours
May Help With: stress, anxiety, panic, depression, moderate to severe body pain, some forms of nerve pain, mild-to-moderate muscle pain, arthritis, insomnia, appetite, headaches (and more)
Assertive aromas and flavors for a non-live resin wax. Potency was too low, though. Good choice for those looking for body relief with a user-friendly, comfortable euphoria. Also a great option as an Indica-leaning introductory wax for new users.
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I think this perp learned a valuable lesson he won’t soon forget: How to spell c-h-e-a-t-e-r and l-i-a-r.
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...'cause I'll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Case: Grape God Bud (Wax)
File Date: 06/23/2016
Case No: 0021
Grape God Bud: Eckspres Yorself
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