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Gorilla Glue: Go Ape!

product photo. A birds eye shot of a small round clear glass container with a coca-cola colored, semi-opaque and visually pure piece of shatter.

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ANALYSIS:

Method of Extraction: Butane

Form:
Shatter

Type:
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (70%/30%)  

Genotype:  
Gorilla Glue #4  =  Chocolate Diesel  X  Sisdub     

Original breeder is
GG strains. The strain gets its name because of its very heavy, sticky (glue-like) trichome development.

Chocolate Diesel = Chocolate Trip X Sour Diesel      Sisdub = Chem Sis X Sour Dub

Cultivator:
Progressive Treatment Solutions (PTS)

Purchased On:
06/08/2017

Packaged On:
03/21/2017

Manufactured On: 02/10/2017

Net Weight:
0.5g

Purchase Price:
$35.35, tax included

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.

Delivery Method(s) Used:
Glass dab rig w/ a quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile:
THCa 85.18%; THC 2.70%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0%; CBN .76% (LK Pure Labs)

TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page.

Characteristics:
coca-cola colored, semi-opaque and visually pure.

TIP: I’ve found the best way to work with thick shatter like this is to break off a very small piece, gently warm it up between your fingers, flatten it out to a thin film and then apply it to the dabber tool.

Terpene Profile:
Alpha-Bisabolol 0.3911%; Borneol 0.0384%; Camphene 0.0843%; Beta-Caryophyllene 1.5221%; Fenchone 0.0158%; Fenchyl Alcohol 0.2916%; Alpha-Humulene 0.5089%; Limonene 0.7191%; Linalool 0.3154%; Beta-Myrcene 0.4124%; Nerolidol 0.0570%; Ocimene 0.0243%; Alpha-Pinene 0.2394%; Beta-Pinene 0.3024%;   Terpineol 0.3670%; Terpenolene 0.1324% (LK Pure Labs)

In its intact state, this shatter emitted only a very light sweet pungent aroma. When dabbed, this shatter tasted of pungent fuel (heavy on the pungency and light on the fuel) followed by mild cocoa notes. It’s worth noting that the terpene profile for this batch of shatter has an unusually wide-range of terpenes in the final product.

TIP: To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library page.

Effects:
Most say that despite the Sativa lineage, Gorilla Glue ‘glues’ you to the couch. This sample definitely had a predominantly Indica expression, though there was a noticeable sativa effect riding shot gun.  

Duration of Effects:
2+ hours, depending on dosage

Rating:
4/5
A very good example of GG butane-derived shatter. No "points" off for packaging, but silicone or parchment should be considered instead of glass since the shatter cements itself to the glass. 

  
NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.

 

RPT SUMMARY:
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

product packaging. A three inch high round white plastic pill bottle with a pop top.

Case: Gorilla Glue Shatter (extract)  

 

File Date: 06/25/2017


Case No: 0124