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Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

My 10-20

Your Illinois Medical Cannabis Authority

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NARRATIVE:
As I sometimes do, I thought I would dig into my fan mail and share a recent piece of correspondence with you...

 
Dear Officer Downey,

I just wanted to let you know from the bottom of my heart how much I despise you slimy pigs.

Sincerely,
Mr. Jones


 

Dear Mr. Jones,

I appreciate the honesty...along with your real email and IP address.

Officer Dick Downey


 


ANALYSIS:

Method of Extraction: Butane


Form: Live Resin in "Budder" wax form    

What is “Live Resin”?
‘Live Resin’ is a specific type of cannabis extract whereby fresh cannabis flowers (i.e., buds not yet dried and cured) are harvested at their apex of maturity,
cryogenically flash frozen under very cold temperatures and then used as the extraction material in the manufacturing process of that extract. The process of manufacturing Live Resin is an effort to retain as much of the fresh terpenoids (and cannabinoids) from the cannabis and capture them in the final product to provide a more complete and intense terpene and cannabinoid experience.

Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (60%/40%)  

Genotype:  
Girl Scout Cookies  =  Durban Poison  X  OG Kush       

Cultivator
:
Cresco

Purchase Date
: 07/07/2017

Net Weight
: 1g

Purchase Price:
$50, + tax (this was a 710 sale price)

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it 

Delivery Method(s) Used
: glass dab rig and quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile
:
THCa 85.91%; THC 1.87%; CBDa 2.42%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)


TIPTo learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page. 

Characteristics:
This sample was a fresh, scoopable, neon gold-colored wax.

Terpene Profile:
Camphene 0.0453%; Delta-3 Carene 0.0262%; Beta-Caryophyllene 1.276%; p-Cymene 0.1573% Eucalyptol 0.0338%; Alpha-Humulene 0.5517%; Limonene 0.6992%; Linalool 0.4202%;  Beta-Myrcene 0.7418%; Nerolidol 0.4224%; Alpha-Pinene 0.1172%; Beta-Pinene 0.0398%; Alpha-Terpinene 0.0298%; Terpinolene 0.1874% (ACT Labs)

In its intact state, this live resin emitted a light, sweet pungency. When dabbed, the sweet-toastiness of GSC came through along with a hash-like pungency. Definitely a flavor experience only a live resin can offer. It's worth pointing out that this live resin offers a substantial variety of terpenes, with Caryophyllene having the highest concentration. 

TIPS: Low temperature dabbing is mandatory to achieve the most flavorful experience with this live resin. Dabbing this live resin at high temps degrades the flavor significantly. To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library page.

Effects:
Classic, potent Girl Scout Cookies effects. A well-rounded blend of mind and body. Lots of euphoria, borderline couch-lock and long-lasting. This sample also had a trippy-spacey component that kicks in at higher doses. In low doses, you can still get things done. This batch really packed a punch.

Duration of Effects:
2-3+ hours, depending on dosage

Rating:
5/5
A superb butane-derived GSC live resin that was extra tasty and potent!   


NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.
 


​RPT SUMMARY:

And remember Mr. Frank Nowicki, 319 Nobel St in Chicago, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

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Girl Scout Cookies Live Resin: Love Letters

product photo. An elevated shot of a white round shallow container that holds a soft glowing gold mound of extract. The container is leaning against the fumed base of a glass dab rig and a purple glass dabber tool is in the foreground.

officer Dick Downey's Pot Report Marijuana / Cannabis Concentrate / Wax Product Review

Case: Girl Scout Cookies Live Resin (extract)  

 

File Date: 08/08/2017


Case No: 0134