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ANALYSIS:

Form:  Flower

Type
: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (60%/40%)  

Genotype:  
Girl Scout Cookies  =  Durban Poison  X  OG Kush       

Cultivator
:
Progressive Treatment Solutions (PTS)

Purchase Date
: 03/15/2018

Net Weight
: 3.54g

Purchase Price:
$60, + tax

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it 

Delivery Method(s) Used
: clean, glass pipe

Cannabinoids Profile
:
THCa 24.81%; THC 0.97%; CBDa 0.97%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)


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Characteristics:
This sample consisted of several dense buds that exhibited the typical Girl Scout Cookies traits: densely packed buds with large calyxes, dark greens and a few tight purple-hued sugar leaves.       
               Bud Density: 4.5  [1 – 5]

Terpene Profile:
I did not request the lab report for this sample, so I will not be providing the specific terpene levels for this product.

When I opened the container it smelled of wet hay, not GSC. Experienced folks out there know what that means: Excess moisture is still trapped in the bud.  To remedy this issue, I "burbed" the sample (i.e., let it air dry over time). Once you burb it and get the moisture balanced, the bud will recover to some degree, though typically it does not always recover its full aromas & flavors, which is was what happened to me to some degree in this case. It took almost two weeks to purge the moisture and essentially neutralize the hay smell. The smells and flavors came back about 75%. Once ground, the kush qualities came to the fore with a light sweetness in the background. When smoked, this bud tasted of citrus, earth with sweet notes. 

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Effects:
Even though the terps were subpar, the high was an accurate Girl Scout Cookies set of effects. A well-rounded blend of mind and body. Lots of euphoria.

Duration of Effects:  2 hours

May Help With:
Helped with mild G.I. cramps. May also help with depression, anxiety, stress, body and muscle pain, nausea, appetite (and more) 

Rating:
3/5
After I fully cured these buds, this batch was in the 'minimally acceptable' range. It's too bad so much moisture was still contained in the interior of the buds when it was packaged.  If this batch was fully dried and cured, it's quite possible it could have been an excellent example of GSC. An inexperienced user would not necessarily recognize the excess moisture nor know how to remedy it.


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RPT SUMMARY:
dont worry, it will all end soon

the crack of doom is coming soon



​​And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again. . .'cause I'll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

two dense, mid-green buds covered in orange hairs and remnants of purple sugar leaves with a light dusting of trichomes

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Case: Girl Scout Cookies (flower)  

 

File Date: 04/09/2018


Case No: 0190

packaging used, a white, cylindrical container with a pop-top

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