Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report
Case: Cresco Cookies (flower)
File Date: 01/08/2018
Case No: 0165
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Cresco Cookies Flower: I'm Smart!
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Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid (60%/40%)
Genotype: Cresco Cookies is Cresco Labs' own genetic cut of Girl Scout Cookies = Durban Poison X OG Kush
Cultivator: Cresco Labs
Purchased On: 01/05/2018
Harvested On: 12/05/2017
Packaged On: 12/26/2017
Net Weight: 1g
Purchase Price: $20, + tax
NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.
Delivery Method(s) Used: clean, glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 23.71%; THC .66%; CBDa 1.09%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
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Characteristics: This 1g sample exhibited all of the typical Girl Scout Cookies traits: densely packed buds with large calyxes, dark greens and tight purple-hued sugar leaves. These flowers were also covered in a blanket of trichomes and orange twisting pistils. This sample was on the dry side.
Bud Density: 4.5 [1 – 5]
TIP: I use 58% Boveda 2-way humidity packs to add some moisture to dry bud.
Terpene Profile: I did not request the lab report for this sample, so I will not be providing the specific terpene levels for this product.
A well-grown cut of Girl Scout Cookies will offer a complex terpenes profile. This sample exhibited all of the classic GSC dankness. In their intact state, these buds emitted light, sweet citrus and earthy musk. Once ground, this sample’s sweetness expanded and offered that sweet, toasty scent. When smoked, this bud tasted sweet and dank with herbal hints.
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Effects: Classic, potent Girl Scout Cookies effects. A well-rounded blend of mind and body. Lots of euphoria and long-lasting. Possesses a trippy-spacey component at higher doses. In low doses, you can still get things done.
May Help With: Helped with mood and mild G.I. spasms. May also help with depression, anxiety, stress, body and muscle pain, nausea, appetite (and more)
Duration of Effects: 2+ hours
An outstanding cut of GSC that displays all this bud's best traits (and also makes for a very tasty live resin). GSC has become 'passe' to many, but for me it still remains one of the great medical strains in the marketplace and should never be retired or replaced.
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