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​​​​​​​​NARRATIVE:

Kutchie = Jamaican slang for a vessel that holds cannabis
Dutchie = censored substitute for Kutchie



















ANALYSIS:

Method of Extraction: Ethanol (i.e., ethyl alcohol; food grade alcohol)

Form:
Shatter (Ataraxia’s Sunrock Shatter®)

Type:
Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (75%/25%)

Genotype:  
Ghost Train Haze  =  Neville’s Wreck  X  Ghost OG

Neville’s Wreck = Arcata Trainwreck X Neville’s Haze

Ghost OG = Unknown, but it is believed to be a pheno of a true Kush strain.

Cultivator:
Ataraxia

Purchased On:
05/13/2017

Packaged On:
04/17/2017

Manufactured On:
Not indicated on packaging

Net Weight:
1g

Purchase Price:
$69.69, tax included

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.

Delivery Method(s) Used:
Glass dab rig w/ a quartz nail

Cannabinoids Profile:
THCa 75.68%; THC 9.78%; CBDa .24%; CBD .21% (ACT Labs)

TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page.

Characteristics:
Pristine, thick, radiant gold slab. Had the physical properties of shatter with some snap-and-pull qualities.

TIP: I’ve found the best way to work with thick shatter like this is to break off a very small piece, gently warm it up between your fingers and flatten it out to a thin film and then apply it to your dabber. 

Terpene Profile:
I did receive a copy of the lab report for this shatter and it did not include testing for terpenes so unfortunately I am unable to provide the specific terpene levels for this extract.

In its intact state, this shatter emitted Haze-like citrus, lemon, and spice. When dabbed, this shatter tasted of Haze sweetness with pine and citrus. The intensity of the hits can take your breath away.

TIP: To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library page.

Effects:
Even though this strain leans heavily Sativa, there is also an Indica component present. The effects are complex, just like all the other markers for Ghost Train Haze. The high is ‘adventurous’ and somewhat reminiscent of a Chemdawg spaciness with the clean energy of a high quality haze. To translate: You may lose track of time over a deep thought that, at some point, spins out into pure nothingness. It's best to keep the dose low if you want to have an active day.

Duration of Effects:
2-3+ hours, depending on dosage

Rating:
5/5
A flawless translation of the
GTH flower to a potent and exceedingly pure and tasty shatter. 


NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.

 

RPT SUMMARY:
Me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass
Give me little music make me wind up me waist

And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
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Case: Ghost Train Haze (shatter)  

 

File Date: 06/09/2017


Case No: 0121

Ghost Train Haze: Pass the Kutchie

product photo. An eye level shot of a clear round glass container flooded with light sitting on its edge upright holding a pristine thick, radiant gold slab of shatter with a blue glass dabber tool in the foreground
product packaging. A one inch by one inch cube box with a white label.

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