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More often than not, my job forces me to interact with people at their worst. So I’ve gotta warn you; there’s nothing funny about this one.
Last Saturday afternoon I get a call about an adult female causing a disturbance at a local TGI Fridays®. When I arrive on scene, I see a woman in her late 30s screaming at who I assume are her two adolescent daughters in the parking lot. I take the woman aside and ask her what the problem is and she tells me she’s arguing with her daughters because they were trying to run away, which didn’t make any sense. The woman reeked of booze and was clearly drunk.
The two kids told me that the woman is indeed their mother and that she was trying to make them blow into the Breath Alcohol Ignition Interlock Device (BAIID) installed on their mother’s car after a recent DWI. The restaurant manager on shift confirmed this and told me that the woman also had asked servers to blow into the device.
Form: Infused Chocolate Caramel Chew
Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
Genotype: This is a strain-specific edible using Lake Shore Drive (LDS) flower.
This LSD strain is not the Indica-dominant flower from Barney's Farm Seeds.
Revolution describes their LSD as “...a Sativa-dominant hybrid that grows like a Sativa. Overall, this one will affect you more like a hybrid.”
Manufactured By: Revolution
Date Purchased: 07/02/2016
About This Product from the Manufacturer:
“Our proprietary edibles formulation has been validated through Research & Development and verified through 3rd party testing. All medicinally beneficial cannabinoids are retained from the original oil and are consistent in the final product.”
Packaging: The product itself is twist-wrapped in clear plastic and packaged in a vacuum-sealed pouch.
Weight & Cannabis Content: Total Net Weight = 7.5g Usable Cannabis: 25mg
Ingredients: Organic Cane Sugar, Non-GMO Corn Syrup, Organic Butter, Organic Sweetened Condensed Milk (milk), Water, Organic Raw Cacao Powder, Sunflower Lecithin (GMO & Soy Free), See Salt, Supercritical CO2 Cannabis Extract.
Nutrition Facts: None on Package
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 1.69mg; THC 85.39%; CBDa .11%; CBD 0.31mg; CBG 3.42% (LK Pure Labs)
TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page.
NOTE: These are the cannabinoid levels for the Lake Shore Drive CO2 Cannabis Extract used as the cannabis component in the edible.
Physical Characteristics: This edible closely resembles a cylindrical Tootsie Roll®. It is approximately 2.5”/6.35cm in length and has a 3/8”/.95cm diameter.
Flavor Profile: This product tastes very much like a piece of chocolate fudge with a mild caramel flavor. The cannabis component in this edible is very mild and not at all off-putting in any way. For those who are looking for an edible without a strong flavor of cannabis, this one delivers.
TIP: To learn all about terpenes, see the Terpenes Library page.
Dosage Taken for Review: One Fudgie 25mg
Effects: True to this cut of the LDS strain, the effects were relatively balanced and definitely reminiscent of the flower. The effects start out a little heavy on the cerebral side but soon migrate to the body as well. The level of potency was moderate (as opposed to mild or strong) and in line with a 25mg dose.
NOTE: To be equitable, effects and potency are assessed within the context of a 25mg dose only, not whether 25mg is therapeutically effective or not for the reviewer.
Potency Scale for Experienced Imbibers:
Time Elapsed Before Any Onset of Effects: 1 hr 10 min
Effects Peaked at: 2 hrs 30 min
Duration of Effects: 4 hrs
IMPORTANT: The effects, duration and peak times will vary from patient to patient, sometimes significantly. The effects described in this review will not necessarily always reflect the experiences of others.
Please be responsible when using edibles. The #1 reason for a bad experience is being impatient and over-medicating. For more information, see About Edibles and How to Safely Consume Them.
May Help With: Helped with mild nerve pain, stress and minor arthritic symptoms. May also address some forms of body pain, muscle pain and spasms, headaches, mood, and appetite (and more)
High marks for strain-specific expression, excellent cannabis masking and accurate potency for a 25mg dose.
NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating System, click here.
The hardest part of the job is knowing that these kids probably won’t ever stand a chance.
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again ...'cause I’ll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Case: Freedom Fudgies 25mg (Edible)
File Date: 07/18/2016
Case No: 0026
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