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Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

​​​​​​​NARRATIVE:

Officer Downey here. This is very difficult for me, but, well, here goes....Last night I was arrested. That’s right, I was arrested and I wanted you to hear it from me before you see it on the news.

There’s no easy way to say this, so here goes: I was pulled over for speeding and was only wearing women’s panties from the waist down. They were a flirtatious deep red pair with tasteful but sexy lace. I was ticketed for speeding and indecent exposure. It’s a fetish I have, alright! We’ve all got our vices, okay! You tokers worship your devil's vine and I happen to enjoy wearing women's unmentionables. 

I’ve decided to spill my guts about this incident because I want to see if anyone out there is really reading this stuff. Yup, I lied. Show's over. All you burnouts can now go back to dabbing your brains into another galaxy.   



ANALYSIS:

Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (approximately 80%/20%)

aka – NYC Sour Diesel         

Genotype:  
ECSD  =  Original Diesel  X  Unknown Strain  

Original Diesel may be: Chemdawg X (MassSuperChunk X SensiNorthernLights)

Unknown Strain may be: (RFK Skunk X Hawaiian) X Northern Lights

Cultivator:
Ataraxia

Purchase Date:
02/07/2017

Packaged On:
01/19/2017

Net Weight:
3.54g

Purchase Price:
$60, tax included

NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.


Delivery Method(s) Used: clean, glass pipe

Cannabinoids Profile:
THCa 23.34%; THC .52%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (ACT labs)


TIPTo learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page. 

Phenotype Profile:
These buds were a mix of mid-greens with dark sugar leaf remnants, copper hairs throughout and an abundance of trich development.
       Bud Density: 4  [1 – 5]


Terpene Profile: Beta-Caryophyllene 0.1499%; Alpha-Humulene 0.0727%; Limonene 0.30003%; Linalool 0.1075%; Beta-Myrcene 0.1229%; Nerolidol 0.0263%; Alpha-Pinene 0.0492%; Beta-Pinene 0.0821% (ACT labs)


TIP: To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see my Terpenes Library page.  

In its intact state, these buds were so fresh (packed a few weeks before purchasing) – the aromas were overwhelmingly intoxicating....sweet, pungent fuel, sour citrus and floral notes. Once ground, the aromas get much sharper; the sweet fuel competes with grapefruit-lemon and pine notes. When smoked, this sample tasted of sweet fuel and sharp lemon with light floral and fruity notes on the exhale. Crisp, refreshing and nuanced.

Effects:
What I’d call a ‘full-spectrum’, Sativa-leaning experience. It starts out clean, clear and empowering. Lots of energy and happiness. On the trip back, the effects get heavier in the crown and eyes. To me, it felt very Chemdawg-like coming into the home stretch. There was even a little couch lock at the end. Can be trance-like at high doses. It’s a high-peak/low-valley ride that will give you energy, euphoria and even some body relaxation but not focus.

Duration of Effects:
1.5-2 hours   

May Help With:
Helped me with mood and fatigue. May also help with depression, some forms of inflammation, mild aches and pains, creativity, appetite (and more)

Rating:
4.5/5
A very excellent, super-fresh batch of ECSD. It seemed like it could be a different phenotype than the ESCD batch I reviewed in 2016, but I’ve no idea. First-timers should hold off on this one.  

NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.

 

RPT SUMMARY:
Besides, the color red really doesn't compliment my figure.  

And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.

-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

East Coast Sour Diesel - 2017 Batch: Paying Attention?

My 10-20

Your Illinois Medical Cannabis Authority

product photo. A macro shot of the mushroom-like trichomes attached to purple sugar leaves and orange hairs.
product photo. Two round, fluffy buds with a mix of mid-greens and dark sugar leaf remnants, copper hairs throughout coated with a blanket of trichomes.
product packaging. A three inch wide mouth round plastic container with a pop top and an orange label.

Case: East Coast Sour Diesel - 2017 Batch (flower)  

 

File Date: 02/10/2017


Case No: 0094

There are 2 reviews of Ataraxia's ECSD flower.
​This 2/2017 review, and a
second review of a 6/2016 batch.