You burn-outs might not believe this, but even Officer Downey needs a little lovin’ sometimes so last month I decided to enter the online dating pool.
I was somewhat skittish about this whole online match-making until I met Kate, a stunning woman twenty years my junior who was actually looking for a man in uniform who loves Clint Eastwood and guns. How's that for coincidence! Our first date was amazing. We really hit it off. In fact, I think I might be falling in love. Since Kate is a fitness expert to "the stars", she travels a lot so we haven’t had that second date yet. But, she texted me just the other day to say we’ll be together again very soon!
Strange thing is, it’s as if the post office knows I’m dating again. I keep getting these catalogs from Tiffany & Co® and Bloomingdales® and luxury vacation offers to Fiji.
Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid (65%/35%)
Genotype: Cronuts #4 = Girl Scout Cookies (forum cut) X Sin City Kush
GSC = OG Kush (S. Florida cut) X [(F1) Durban Poison X OG Kush]
F1 = Filial 1, the first Filial generation
Sin City Kush = Las Vegas Purple Kush X Snowdawg BX
Alphakronik Genes is the original breeder.
Cronuts is a hybrid by Alphakronik Genes that is the first entry in their Le Patisserie Series, featuring the infamous Girl Scout Cookie cutting. They decided that the Sin City Kush male would be the most potent offering to compliment the unique traits that the GSC cut is known for.
Cultivator: Progressive Treatment Solutions
Date Purchased: 07/12/2016
Delivery Method Used: Clean glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 16.43%; THC .28%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (LK Pure Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: The genetics of this Cronuts #4 example matched its physical characteristics. The buds were very dense, light green and wrapped in lots of orange hairs. There were a few remnants of dark purple sugar leaves. These buds definitely exhibited many physical traits of GSC. The purple hues associated with parent Sin City Kush were absent.
Bud Density: 4.5 [1-5]
Terpene Profile: As with the physical traits, the terpenoids expressed were also reflective of its lineage. The buds gave off aromas of cotton candy and earth along with the piney-pungency of a Kush. Once ground, this sample’s Kush odors became much more prominent. On the inhale, this sample tasted of earth and pine with mild sweet notes. On the exhale, light floral notes emerged and the GSC-sweetness was more pronounced and lingered a little on the palate.
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Effects: The initial effects are cerebral; it’s fast-acting. Even though this cut of Cronuts is Sativa-dominant, a very noticeable body component settled in. Overall, it felt like an almost even mix of body and mind. The potency on this batch was short lived due to low THC levels.
Duration of Effects: 1.5 or longer, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with minor nerve pain, insomnia, & stress. Other research indicates treatment for Crohn's, G.I. conditions, joint swelling, intra-ocular pressure, headaches, and generalized pain (and more)
This batch was well grown but lacked potency.
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Heaven, I'm in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak!
And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again...’cause I’ll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Case: Cronuts #4 (flower)
File Date: 07/18/2016
Case No: 0027
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