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NARRATION:

Officer Downey is proud to announce to all of my loyal devil’s vine worshipers that this review (excluding ‘Ancillaries’) happens to be the 30th product review on my site since going live 3 months ago!

To mark the occasion, I am giving away free U.S. made glass pieces (dabber or pipe, your choice) made by a glass artist friend in Boulder, CO.

But, I'm not just givin' this stuff away. You've got to try this trivia contest. Two winners will be drawn. Good Luck blazers!


​-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710

I would like to thank all of the ganja loving & exceptionally fine folks out there who have supported my site.  A big heartfelt thanks to all. I hope everyone continues to find my site useful, funny & even a little weird.    



ANALYSIS:
Form: Chocolate Chip Cookies 30mg, 3 Pack

Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Genotype
: Pure Kush   OG Kush phenotype            OG Kush = Chemdawg x [Lemon Thai x Hindu Kush, Pakistan]

Cultivator
: Shelby County Community Services

Date Purchased
: 07/29/2016

About Shelby County Community Services:
Shelby County Community Services in a non-profit organization that “...provides and promotes mental health and rehabilitation programs for the residents of Shelby County, Illinois.” Since 1970, Shelby County Community Services has been “...dedicated to securing for those citizens who are developmentally, emotionally, or culturally disadvantaged, the opportunity to realize their goals of where and how they may learn, live, work, reside, and play.”

Please visit their website for more information about all of the great work they do: sccsil.org

Packaging
: This edible was sold in a 3-Pack. Each cookie is individually wrapped in clear plastic and packaged in a plastic zipper pouch.

Ingredients:
Cookie Dough
Flour, sugar, butter, eggs, vanilla, sodium bicarbonate, cinnamon, salt, modified cornstarch, contains less than 2% of natural and artificial flavor, disodium phosphate and tetrasodium pyrophosphate, mono and diglycerides, artificial color, yellow #5, yellow #6, BHA

Chocolate Chips
Belgian chocolate, liquor, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, pure vanilla extract, flavoring and CO2-extracted whole plant cannabis oil

IMPORTANT
: All of the magical medicine (i.e., active cannabinoids) is in the chocolate chips.

Nutrition Facts
: None on Package

Cannabinoids Profile for Each Chocolate Chip
: THCa 2.07mg; THC 10.26mg; CBDa .59mg; CBD .82mg (ACT Labs)

Each cookie contains 30mg of THC and 2.5mg of CBD


TIPTo learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library page. 

Physical Characteristics
: As shown in the product picture above, these are typical looking chocolate chip cookies. However, each cookie only consists of three large chocolate chips.

Flavor Profile
: The dough tastes like classic chocolate chip cookie dough. The chips seem to be a semi-sweet, baker quality milk chocolate. There was virtually no cannabis flavor in the chips.


TIPTo learn all about terpenes, see the Terpenes Library page. 

Dosage Taken
: One Cookie, 30mg THC

Effects
: The effects were a close expression of the flower used for the cannabis component. Full Body Relaxation. A deep stone with couch-lock potential but won't completely knock you out. Giggles might ensue at times. At its peak, quite potent. 


NOTE:
To be equitable, effects and potency are assessed within the context of a 30mg dose only, not whether 30mg is therapeutically strong enough or not for the reviewer.     

Potency Scale for Experienced Imbibers
: 



Time Elapsed Before Any Onset of Effects
: 45 minutes

Effects Peaked at
: 2 hours, 15 minutes

Duration of Effects
: 4 hours

IMPORTANT
: The effects, duration and peak times will vary from person to person, sometimes significantly. The effects described in this review will not necessarily always reflect the experiences of others. Please be responsible when using edibles. The #1 reason for a bad experience is being impatient and over-medicating. For more information, see About Edibles and How to Safely Consume Them.

May Help With
: Helped with nerve and muscle pain. May also help with body pain, muscle spasms, G.I. conditions, arthritic symptoms, insomnia, appetite, stress (and more)

Rating
: 4/5
Thoughtful strain selection, quality ingredients, successful cannabis masking and spot-on effects that had some staying power. Excellent.

NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here


RPT SUMMARY:
Trivia and the devil’s vine is like water and oil.  

And remember, the next time you turn around, turn around again ...'cause I’ll be there.

 -Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710 




product photo. Three chocolate chip cookies still in their cellophane wrapping sitting on an antique white plate with a chinese tea cup in the immediate background.

Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report

My 10-20

Your Illinois Medical Cannabis Authority

product packaging. A six inch by nine inch plastic ziplock bag.
an inforgraphic showing a linear potency scale with the indicator at the middle of the Moderate range.

Chocolate Chip Cookies 30mg: The Big 3-0

Case: Chocolate Chip Cookies 30mg (Edible)  

 

File Date: 08/04/2016


Case No: 0033