Officer Dick Downey's Pot Report
Your Illinois Medical Cannabis Authority
Case: Chem de la Chem (flower)
File Date: 08/08/2018
Case No: 0216
Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid (% breakdown unknown)
Genotype: Chem de la Chem = Chem D X I-95
I-95 = Triangle Kush X (Legend OG X Stardawg IX2)
My research on this strain indicates that out of the three famous Chemdawg phenotypes released in the mid-late 90's, the "Chem D" cut was the only one that came out Indica dominant.
Cultivator: Grass Roots
Purchased On: 07/24/2018
Harvested On: 05/09/2018
Packaged On: 06/21/2018
Purchase Price: $20, + tax
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Delivery Method(s) Used: clean, glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 30.22%; THC 0.01%; CBDa 0.43%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: Surprisingly dense, light green buds with a large calyx structure, orange pistils and very frosty.
Bud Density: 4.5 [1 -5]
Terpene Profile: I did not request the lab report for this sample, so I will not be providing the specific terpene levels for this product.
In their intact state, these buds emitted a dank, sour and chem-like aroma. Once ground, this flower smelled of sour chem, pine with earth notes. When smoked, I tasted a sharp chem followed by a deep earth and sour notes. The sour chem lingers in the mouth long after you exhale. If you like chem strains, this is a nice set of terps.
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Effects: The chem headiness is balanced by the kushy influence of the I-95. The result is an uplifting, happy high that’s not too heady nor draining. A pleasant daytime medicine that will lift your spirits, provide some focus while also offering a relaxing physical vibe. Take note, though, that this batch tested at 30% THC, so the high is pleasant AND potent.
Duration of Effects: 1.5-2 hours
May Help With: Helped with mood. May also help with mild to moderate pain, depression, nausea, appetite (and more)
This Chem de la Chem hits all the markers for a top shelf flower and deserves a 5/5 rating. Well done.
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Chem de la Chem Flower
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