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Case: Gelato (flower)
File Date: 10/09/2016
Case No: 0055
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Type: Indica-dominant Hybrid (approx. 55%/45%)
Genotype: Gelato = Thin Mints Cookies X Sunset Sherbet
aka Larry Bird
The original breeder is Cookie Fam Genetics
Thin Mints Cookies is not a genetic replica to Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) but it shares many observable traits.
Thin Mints = OG Kush X Durban Poison
Sunset Sherbet = GSC X Pink Panties (Indica Hybrid)
Purchase Date: 10/01/2016
Delivery Method(s) Used: Clean glass pipe
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 26.70%; THC .35%; CBDa 0%; CBD 0% (ACT Labs)
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Phenotype Profile: This sample of Gelato exhibited various hues of light and medium greens, specks of purple, short orange pistils, a large calyx structure and a thick blanket of trichomes. Kudos to Ataraxia for their consistently excellent drying and curing.
Bud Density: 4.5 [1-5]
Terpene Profile: Beta-Caryophyllene 0.2729%; Alpha-Humulene 0.0989%; Limonene 0.2317%; Linalool 0.0776%; Beta-Myrcene 0.1926%; Alpha-Pinene 0.0426%; Beta-Pinene 0.0607% (ACT labs)
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In its intact state, these buds gave off lots of fruit and sweetness with a distinct aroma of orange sherbet. Once ground, the GSC’s OG Kush lemon was mixed with light orange-candy. When smoked, this gelato tasted of orange sherbet, berry and mild candy notes with pine and earth as the backdrop.
Effects: The journey starts in the mind but is soon joined by the body in tandem euphoria. While the high does favor the cerebral, the body is not ignored. Gelato is at once refreshing and relaxing. The ride can get a little spacey at high doses, though the less experienced should be fine as long as they take it slow.
Duration of Effects: 2+ hours
May Help With: Helped with stress and mild cervical nerve pain. May also help with depression, PTSD, some forms of muscle spasms, some forms of body pain, appetite, headaches (and more)
If you want to experience cannabis flower that nails every single medical-grade marker, this is it.
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