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Officer Downey here. This is my actual bodycam footage from a few days ago showing one of you crazed reefer lovers doing the flip-flop after just one so-called "dab" of this Durban Cookies.
Method of Extraction: Butane
Form: Live Sugar
Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid (70%/30%)
Genotype: Durban Cookies = Durban Poison X Girl Scout Cookies
This is a Durban Poison dominant cut of GSC. GSC = Durban Poison X OG Kush
Purchased On: 01/25/2018
Packaged On: Not on label, but “Date Tested” is 12/01/2017
Manufactured On: 12/11/2018
Net Weight: 1g
Purchase Price: $60.00, + tax
NOTE: I do not identify dispensaries in my reviews. However, if you want to know the shop that's offering this pricing, I will provide it to anyone who requests it.
Delivery Method(s) Used: Glass dab rig with a quartz nail
Cannabinoids Profile: THCa 85.10%; THC 1.15%; CBDa .88%; CBD .20% (LK Pure Labs)
TIP: To learn how you can use this cannabinoids data to better your health, see the Cannabinoids Library.
Physical Characteristics: Shimmering, pale yellow block of goodness. Soft & scoopable. I know, this pic sucks.
Terpene Profile: I did not request the lab report for this sample, so I will not be providing the specific terpene levels for this product.
I could smell the dankness before I even opened the container. Upon twisting off the top, I was hit with perhaps the dankest GSC sweet citrus I’ve ever experienced along with a distinct anise undertone. When dabbed, the flavor was an intense combo of dank citrus, sweet anise and cookies. Very clean; not even a hint of solvent. Expressive to the maximum.
TIPS: Low temperature dabbing is mandatory to achieve the most flavorful and potent experience. To learn how you can use this terpenes data to better your health, see the Terpenes Library.
Effects: No messin’ around, here. A powerful, spiraling set of effects that injects copious amounts of euphoria and energy. Pair that up with some potent body numbing effects plus a serious creeper element, and you are in for a trip down the chocolate river. Is a hurricane a blowing? Careful, it can be psychedelic and dizzying. Not for those new to cannabis. ALL levels of experience should take this one low and very slow.
TIP: To combat anxiety or raciness, take a CBD product. For example, I have some 5mg CBD mints.
Duration of Effects: 2.5 - 3.5+ hours, depending on dosage
May Help With: Helped with fatigue and G.I. cramping. May also help with pain, mood, energy, appetite (and more).
Pristine, insane terpenes and medical grade potency make this extract completely sublime. Like PharmaCannis’ Lemon OG Live Sugar, I have no choice but to give this live sugar the 1%er title of a 5-plus rating.
NOTE: For details about this 1-5 Rating Scale, click here.
Go ahead, laugh. The next time you flip-flop, flip-flop again...’cause I’ll be there.
-Officer Dick Downey, Badge #710
Case: Durban Cookies Live Sugar (extract)
File Date: 01/29/2018
Case No: 0173
Durban Cookies Live Sugar: Do The Flip-Flop